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I'm so psycho

Last night, Teen Vidiot wanted to walk outside, in the rain, to get a coke at the store. Now, I wasn't particularly freaked out because he has a cold and he'd get wet. Or that he had a ton of homework...

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A good profile on Ron Paul

Something to read that ISN'T related to Fukishima, though, I'm sure some folks in politics think his ideas are downright radioactive. He is a constant in a changing world, an emissary from an older...

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Hoppy Easter!

He dyed for your sins.

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Stay tuned for the Donald, crowing like the…

…Cock of the walk while running around like a chicken with its head cutoff. For his next trick amusing exposé the Donald will prove that Obama is not black since his highly paid investigators (the ones...

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I'm not a birther, but....

Seriously. Dudes. That 'long-form birth certificate' is one f-cked up document. And here's why. I do graphic work, specifically, print production. That means that for the last 15 years, I have dealt...

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The apex of cynicism

When I heard that Osama bin Laden had been killed, I thought the following:Oh really? You mean they killed a guy who has been dead for nearly 10 years? That's a trick.andWhy announce it now? Why does...

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One of the main points upon which Obama is to be congratulated…

…is his highly dignified decision to NOT place his thumb on his nose, waive his fingers to the crowd, and go, "Neener, neener, neener, your C- Princeton cheerleader can kiss my ass! It takes a real,...

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I feel the need for a reawakening to shed this country…

…of all this hatred, bigotry, homophobia, etc., and that's just in politics. Perhaps I was just lucky in my choice of music during my formative years. I think this song, almost revered as a new...

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Whatever your feelings are for Ron Paul...

Love him, hate him, whatever, I don't care. What I do care about are gross misrepresentations of anybody's viewpoints. The media are reporting, after this interview of Ron Paul by Chris Matthews, that...

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Hello from Tornado Land!

St. Louis may not have the nightlife and the restaurants that New York does, but hell, nothing beats leaving with the perpetual threat of being sucked up over the rainbow! And according to this one...

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Bon Voyage!

I'm not leaving the blog. BUT, I am leaving the country for a while. Hopefully, I'll be able to post. It's going to be a helluva trip. I'm terrified and excited, all at the same time. We're going to...

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I've been away for a while, but I'm back now…

…After a successful mission requiring every bit of my military training, surreptitious black ops, international intrigue, spy craft, and the application of the full power of my mutant brain to...

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I don't know how many readers might remember…

…the Vidiot and Dr Vidiot's last amazing but bizarre assignment…uh…vacation!…and their daring exploits crossing the then congealed-and-solidified-oil spill spilt in the Gulf of Mexico, which was...

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I am very much enjoying my newfound ability to travel through time…

…I find it to be a rather interesting phenomenon. I really had not considered the consequences and not unpleasant side effects of time travel until just the last few days; or where they really the last...

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I believe the 2012 elections will be hailed as the greatest tragi-comedy in...

…And writing of the political scene over the seemingly interminable period of time up to the elections will be even easier than time travel. I mean there are what, about two-thousand and three...

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I ask special dispensation (while the Vidiots are on vacation)…

…For our readers here to consider, perhaps, my greatest fear. As usual when I am frightened or seek to enlighten I somehow seek solace in the rhymed couplets that still come to me without effort as...

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I wish I had seen this movie, yet another based upon a story by…

…Philip K Dick, on the giant screen of a theatre. The movie is titled "The Adjustment Bureau" and stars Matt Damon, Emily Blunt, Terence Stamp, and a cast of thousands (being shot in New York perforce...

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Getting settled has been almost as much fun as watching the republican...

…Conniption fits with everyone in the party declaring their candidacy except the janitors at the respective campaign headquarters…but I hear they will be declaring before November.One of the latest to...

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I'm Baaaack.

Actually, I've been back for a few weeks, but I had no idea how many i's needed dotting and t's needed crossing after such a long trip. All sorts of things were spiraling out of control, including my...

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Tobacco Companies Suck

Because Heaven forbid that anybody who smokes should be reminded of what smoking actually does to a human body.Four tobacco companies filed a lawsuit against the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA)...

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Aeeya! This crap makes me nuts!

Excerpt: ThinkProgress has found that a Goldman Sachs vice president changed his name, then quietly went to work for Issa to coordinate his effort to thwart regulations that affect Goldman Sachs’...

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If you wanna barf

Watch this:Paul Gunter, Beyond Nuclear joins Thom Hartmann. Meanwhile, Japan is not out of the danger zone...in fact the nuclear crisis is getting worse and worse! We've recently learned from Japan...

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Why can't they just be straight up with us?

So, I'm surfing around, and I find a youtube that shows that the rain this AM here in St. Louis was hotter than Hades, radioactively speaking.ALERT!!! 178 X Background Radiation in Saint Louis RainSTAY...

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Why I’m (we’re?) not blogging any more.

Update: Bill Arnett wanted to share his thoughts on the closing of this blog.In the words of Joe Hamilton’s wonderful Carol Burnet theme song…I’m so glad we had this time together,Just to have a laugh,...

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